Archive for April, 2007

Drama Comp. (Centre zone residential schools)

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Fingers are crossed, prayers are whispered…really hope to win this round.
..am leaving to Putrajaya tomorrow morning with Kama and Mr. Sam…im anticipating two things tomorrow: the competition, and meeting my bitch.
Will shoot off to Damansara to meet Er once the competition is over…i really hope to bring her some good news…wish me luck folks

Manipulate the F* word utmostly

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

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The problem with direct translation

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

I got this article from Gayathri…

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English
for math and science? This is because the whole
world uses the language as an information and/or
technology language.

How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa,
especially in school. See example below:

   Hardware      = barang keras
   Software      = barang lembut
   Joystick      = batang gembira
   Plug and play = cucuk dan main
   Port   = lubang
   Server = pelayan
   Client = pelanggan

Jika diterjemahkan:

Dalam ENGLISH :
"That server gives a plug and play service to the
clients using ither hardware or software joystick.
The joystick goes into the port of the client."

Dalam BAHASA:
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk
dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis
keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan
ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

Indahnya bahasaku…

History made fascinating

Sunday, April 15th, 2007
History Lesson
 
 
Have a history teacher explain this — if they can
 
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln ’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
 
 
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
 
 
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the kicker…..
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
 
Hey, this is one history lesson people don’t mind reading

Ouchh!

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

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